- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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