- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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