- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you touch your toes? no

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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