Turkeys are obese

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your Mum is soo fat.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Women can vote? WTF

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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