Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Racial Equality

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

THE GAME

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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