- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

women's rights

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I dont have a girlfriend

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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