There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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