- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Dwight Howard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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