- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's your blood type? Red.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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