Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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A gay man watches football.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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