I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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what goes boo a sock

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Screw it you write the joke.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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