- Anti Joke

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

cats are pussies

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus