Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Terry has ebola

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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