- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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