- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

it's funny because it's funny

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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