- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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