Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

who's a slut... you're mom

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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