Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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