A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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bologna

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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A van drives into a car.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

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