- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

which one is easiest

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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