Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Ben Affleck

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Albino African Americans

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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