Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

SHUT UP JP

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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