What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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sky's sty

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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A man walks into a bar

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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