- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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