- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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