"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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nolan is gay

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Dwight Howard

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