Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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