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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's your blood type? Red.

Uh... What was emulating again?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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