let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

This is funny.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

im @ work, LOL.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A car walks into a bar.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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