Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what happened to your carpool? they died.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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