Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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