What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Guest what? Dog

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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