Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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