- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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