- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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