Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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where do some birds live in? Earth

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Thats what she said

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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