How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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