- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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