What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Error 37.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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have safe sex

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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