What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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You bumder!

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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