- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Neither did she.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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