- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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