- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

what to call someone thats gay zak

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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