Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Not a joke.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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