- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

._____________________. Whale!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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