why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Colin is gay but toasters are not

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Boxing on Boxing Day

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