- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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