What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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How old are you? 7

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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