What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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