What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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